Yes, well I studied at Oxford naturally. Did I mention that I am descended from the great poet Edgar Allan Poe's pet budgie, Paco? Gloomsville is a place for me; where a gentleman can study literature at his leisure, and still find the time to give the guidance & advice that I know would be irreplaceable in my absence!

• Writing poetry
• Giving advice
• Reciting literature

• Breaking his routine
• Being angry
• Exerting himself